here;
stealing smiles.

just close your eyes

4:23 pm Dear classmates of 6.1,
I regret to inform you that i have unfortunately been very mean to many people in our class. I hope that you will forgive me as the language i used is not fit for more delicate ears and hope that you will not hammer me when u have read the quotes. Now,if you do feel an urge to continue reading despite the warnings ,please keep in mind that these are a number of quotes that i have collected and most of the quotes are actually just simple jokes. Now, you may continue.








Quote 1 :
*Examine ****** when she walks.Now,take off ur glasses and u will see a female version of king kong.*

Quote 2:
* ******'s body revovles around her bu**.*

Quote 3:
* She will never be allowed on an airplane as it is a violation of rules" flammable objects are not allowed."*

Quote 4:
*Set fire to her hair and watch it explode! Oops.there goes the head.*

Quote 5:
*What do you see when she shakes her head? Oil dripping.*

Quote 6:
*I'm so happy
I'm so happy
Huggies Dry
Huggies Dry
Sharmila is crazy
Sharmila is crazy
Oh my gosh
Oh my gosh*

Quote 6:
*Class,you really got to WAKE UP! You all have the potential but it will be wasted ifyou dont work hard! I repeat,........*

Quote 7:
*PSLE is only ** days away! You have to pay attention when im listening class. I repeat" PAY ATTENTION!"*

Quote 8:
*arrrgh! i cant find my book! its playing hide-and-seek with me!*
-Wei Jie

read and enjoy. c ya!


Love always,
Indigold