here;
stealing smiles.

just close your eyes

9:22 pm mygosh i just came back from jamie's blog.
imagine if i blogged like that.
people could actually understand onefifth of what im talking about for once.
but now im damn bored!
hmmm.

lets make up gay stories.

once there was this peanut called nutnut.
nutnut got dragged away by this person called 'm'.
nutnut liked m coz she liked peanut butter!
then nutnut god made into peanut butter by m.
nutnut couldnt like m anymore coz it was dead.
ohhowsad!


hahaha lets make a happy story now.

in peanut butter, nutnut felt so grinded and squashed and compressed.
then he met berryberry when he was being flattened against some white stuff with yeast.
he knew that he wasnt looking his best but he didnt really care,
he went up to berryberry and told her.
im peanut butter and your jam.
why not we get married?
so nutnut and berryberry got married.

yay happily ever after;
lets be sadistic again.

the went on a honeymoon to waffleland and then nutnut fell in love with beebee too.
beebee had an affair with nutnut without knowing that nutnut already was with berryberry.
one day nutnut went to the zoo with berryberry to look at all the apricots and exquisite rare endangered fruits and jams of the world.
berryberry was bored at home and went to the zoo to kill the boredom.
uh-oh.

thats so depressing!
lets make it happy.

berryberry wanted to divorce nutnut.
nutnut said. "ohohkay."
berryberry was so sad,
she kept going to the zoo coz she was bored at home all the time.
after the divorce there was nothing to do i guess.
she met apricotapricot and they eloped.

ohyay!
sad time.

nutnut realised that he did love berryberry and that he had just taken here for granted.
beebee realised that nutnut had been married.
she broke up with him and thus,
nutnut was all alone.

hmmmm,

one day a ship flew in from outer space and landed in front of nutnut's house.
the door opened and aliens stepped out.
nutnut became famous coz a ufo landed on his doorstep.
and he became more famous coz he fell in love with the alien and married it.



however, one day, the alien heard about nutnut's past.
it realised that nutnut isnt a nice person after all.
the alien left nutnut too and he was all alone in the universe,
not even an alien liked him.


nutnut felt so heartbroken.
and over all these,
he realised how much he really loved berryberry.
so he walked all over the world to find her.
and found her!



he hugged her and asked her to go back with him.
when berryberry saw how sad he was and realised how much he meant it,
she agreed to go back with him.
apricotapricot was so sad,
he commited fruitcide.



nutnut and berryberry wrote their crazy love story
into a book and sold it.
nutnut was already famous for his alien lovestory so the book sold fast.
the became famous and lived happily and richly ever after.

that's how everyone knows about peanutbutter& jam.
(:
YAY!