here;
stealing smiles.

just close your eyes

11:22 pm quotes:
-Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
-The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
-Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
-Men are like bank accounts.Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
-Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
-If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
-Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.
-Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
-A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
-Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
-The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
-I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown
-Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin
-If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
-He who laughs last didn't get it.